Ok, firstly, I would like to second Alicia's theory that Dorris is bi. Actually, I intend to go one step further and announce that she is gay, despite her having feelings for QUACK! Secondly, Dorris has invited herself over to mine over half term and I am a little concerned that (if our theories are correct) she might rape me!
Anyway, back to more of these embarassing stories. This one dates back to a while ago - I reckon I must have been in year 7. There were rumours going round at primary school that I had feelings for a boy who, for now, shall be called Marker Pen. A certain someone, who I will call LAW, continued the rumours when we joined Kendrick. Of course, Marker Pen was on the bus, as the rumours went round, but he thought it was just LAW messing around. Just before Christmas, I had a friend round, and because Abby is such a popular name, I don't feel the need to use a code name. Anyway, Abby and I were on msn on my computer, and as I went downstairs to get drinks, she wrote an email to Marker Pen, that has since been renamed "The Pure Gold Email". The email consisted of a lot of "I love you"s and "PLEASE will you go out with me"s. That wasn't the worst of it, but I managed to block the really "deep" parts from my memory - you will have to contact Sasha, who has a hard copy of the email. Of course Marker Pen subsequently blocked me on msn, and I haven't dared speak to him since.
I hope you enjoyed the story. Apologies for all the code names. But most of you who know me well enough, would be able to work out who each of them are. And yes, QUACK! is a code name, and it MUST be in capitals, otherwise it completely loses the effect.
Sunday, 9 May 2010
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